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Don't Let Me do Shots or Coke

$20.00

Don't let me do shots or coke — I turn into a human confetti cannon and your bar tab’s worst decision. I’ll sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” at full volume, try to be best friends with the DJ, and convince myself I can negotiate the price of a round of tequila. If you’re after graceful night-out energy, look elsewhere. If you want stories that end in group therapy and awkwardly enthusiastic high-fives, strap in. Wear at your own risk: may cause spontaneous karaoke, questionable life advice, and an inability to remember where you left your dignity.

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Don't let me do shots or coke — I turn into a human confetti cannon and your bar tab’s worst decision. I’ll sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” at full volume, try to be best friends with the DJ, and convince myself I can negotiate the price of a round of tequila. If you’re after graceful night-out energy, look elsewhere. If you want stories that end in group therapy and awkwardly enthusiastic high-fives, strap in. Wear at your own risk: may cause spontaneous karaoke, questionable life advice, and an inability to remember where you left your dignity.