Image 1 of 1
Image 1 of 1
Image 1 of 1
Image 1 of 1
"Petty as F*ck" trucker hat — for when your shade needs a wardrobe upgrade. This hat says loud and clear: you will remember that thing I said… in 2017. Mesh back for breathable simmering, curved bill for dramatic side-eye, and an adjustable snap for the perfect fit while you pretend you didn’t notice them liking your ex’s post.
Bold embroidered front that reads "Petty as F*ck" (yes, really)
Structured crown to keep your petty posture peak performance
Classic trucker mesh to ventilate passive-aggressive vibes
Snapback closure so you can take it off in a very pointed way
Wear it to brunch, to the DMV, or anywhere passive-aggression needs a little branding. Not for the easily offended; perfect for anyone fluent in micro-sabotage and small, petty victories.
"Petty as F*ck" trucker hat — for when your shade needs a wardrobe upgrade. This hat says loud and clear: you will remember that thing I said… in 2017. Mesh back for breathable simmering, curved bill for dramatic side-eye, and an adjustable snap for the perfect fit while you pretend you didn’t notice them liking your ex’s post.
Bold embroidered front that reads "Petty as F*ck" (yes, really)
Structured crown to keep your petty posture peak performance
Classic trucker mesh to ventilate passive-aggressive vibes
Snapback closure so you can take it off in a very pointed way
Wear it to brunch, to the DMV, or anywhere passive-aggression needs a little branding. Not for the easily offended; perfect for anyone fluent in micro-sabotage and small, petty victories.