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Front reads: "I am a bitch... but I'm not your bitch." Perfect for anyone who appreciates sharp humor, clear boundaries, and a little theatrical flair. Wear it to brunch, the office (if you work somewhere delightfully chaotic), or whenever you want to preemptively defuse unwanted attitude with a wink and a warning.
100% unapologetic attitude, 0% patience for nonsense
Comfortable fit for nodding, smirking, and rolling your eyes in style
Great conversation starter — and an excellent way to filter who gets in your orbit
Pairs perfectly with sunglasses, a to-do list, and a “don’t ask” expression
Warning: May cause respectful distance, awkward laughs, or immediate high-fives from kindred spirits.
Front reads: "I am a bitch... but I'm not your bitch." Perfect for anyone who appreciates sharp humor, clear boundaries, and a little theatrical flair. Wear it to brunch, the office (if you work somewhere delightfully chaotic), or whenever you want to preemptively defuse unwanted attitude with a wink and a warning.
100% unapologetic attitude, 0% patience for nonsense
Comfortable fit for nodding, smirking, and rolling your eyes in style
Great conversation starter — and an excellent way to filter who gets in your orbit
Pairs perfectly with sunglasses, a to-do list, and a “don’t ask” expression
Warning: May cause respectful distance, awkward laughs, or immediate high-fives from kindred spirits.